24 Hour Fitness is going to produce the product for which I paid them a fair quantity of money (and have receipts) if I have to appear on the manager's doorstep daily for a month.

(I'm skipping the long sordid story; it's not worth the time it would take to encode in electrons. But, yes, I'm trying to get back to working out regularly, as one tactic for managing the weight-loss plateau I'm in.)