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email received today from an AOL user - Ambar
December 13th, 2001
09:19 pm

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email received today from an AOL user
Body, in its entirety, reads:

"I Ben looking at a lot of sites and wondering if you can help me. The Q is: How do cats mate? I really wana know how please don't leave any details out! thanks bye!"

I guess he'll just have to keep wondering.

Current Mood: bemused

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From:gconnor
Date:December 13th, 2001 07:05 pm (UTC)
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Tell him he should search on AltaVista for "pussy and sex"...
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From:ambar
Date:December 13th, 2001 07:13 pm (UTC)
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Boy, am I glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this.
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From:cyranocyrano
Date:December 13th, 2001 07:11 pm (UTC)

Well...

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A mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very very much, and they do a special sort of hug.
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From:ambar
Date:December 13th, 2001 07:14 pm (UTC)

Re: Well...

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I think this is where I get to tell you that you'd be a wonderful parent.

<ducks and runs>
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From:tamago
Date:December 13th, 2001 07:48 pm (UTC)

Re: Well...

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*snort*!
From:ex_caribou496
Date:December 13th, 2001 09:19 pm (UTC)

10 points for effort

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maybe he read it as being a winning pick up line, you gotta give him the prize for originality
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From:elflet
Date:December 14th, 2001 02:11 am (UTC)
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*stifles a cackle* That has to be the worst email I've seen in a long time! I'd try to spin it into something funny, but somehow nothing I can think of tops it. :)
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