Frantic phone message from the person with the Filemaker Pro project on which I have done nothing. I have neatly set myself up for one of those major procrastination episodes, where the longer I let it go on, the worse it gets, but I am too cowardly to Face Up And Deal. Ugh. Deluxe tickets to a guilt trip. I'd change my name and move to Brazil, but I can't afford to ship the horses that far. :-P